The Swinger Cruise Official Calendar
Imagine stepping off the gangway and immediately feeling somehow sexier and more alluring. Feel the approving glances of others as if you were a celebrity. Indeed! When you are with TheSwingerCruise.com that’s exactly how it begins.
The atmosphere transports you into a place where you can be exactly what you have always dreamed. You are joining other like minded passengers ready to embark in delicious week of fantasy fulfillment. Of course everyone likes different flavors but with this group, it’s easy to guarantee that you will find many other couples just like you.
Desire Rio NYE Redux
December 30, 2023 – January 7, 2024
344 couples
Rio De Janeiro – Copacabana – Parati – Ilhabela – Sao Paulo – Montevideo – Buenos Aires. This is the ultimate destination for celebrating the New Year with Desire! Premium drink packages included Learn More +
Rockstar Egypt and Nile 2024
January 27 – February 7, 2024
41 couples
11-Night Bespoke Egypt Full Guided Luxury Experience. This is a full ship charter on River Tosca the#1 rated ship on the Nile. 7 night cruise, 4 nights Four Seasons/Ritz Carlton in Cairo + inter Egypt Flights. Learn More +
LLV Exotic Vietnam Cambodia River #1
February 6 – 16, 2024
34 couples
7 Nights of Exotic Exploration on the Mekong River from Vietnam to Cambodia. 3 nights at the Raffles Grand d’Angkor Hotel Siam Reap Cambodia. Sensual Couples Exploring exotic locations. Luxury All-inclusive – Clothing Optional, Sensual Playrooms, All inclusive Drinks & Tours Learn More +
LLV Exotic Vietnam Cambodia River #2
February 10 – 20, 2024
34 couples
3 nights at the Raffles Grand d’Angkor Hotel Siam Reap Cambodia. 7 Nights of Exotic Exploration on the Mekong River from Vietnam to Cambodia. Sensual Couples Exploring exotic locations. Luxury All-inclusive – Clothing Optional, Sensual Playrooms, All inclusive Drinks & Tours Learn More +
Temptation Cruise 2024
February 19- 24, 2024
1119 cabins
Perfect for Couples or Singles! Miami – Nassau – Cozumel + 2 sexy days at sea!
Drink packages and sexy sea activities are included! Learn More +
Rockstar Australia & New Zealand 2024
March 24 – April 5, 2024
150 couples
12 Nights of Authentic Aussie Adventures – Sydney – Bay of Islands – Aukland – Tauranga – Christchuch – Dunedin – Doubtful Sound & Milford – This is not a full-ship charter we are a group with lots of sexy suites and it’s going to be an AWESOME experience! Learn More +
Bliss Mariner Cruise 2024
April 22-27, 2024
1557 couples
Port Canaveral – Labadee – Bahamas + 3 Sexy Days at Sea! Get more of the connections you are looking for on a Bliss Cruise with amazing Bliss Sea Day Programs Learn More +
Desire French Riviera 2024
May 4 – 11, 2024
344 couples
Barcelona – Marseilles – Toulon – Nice – Portofino – Livorno – Rome + Sexy Sea Day!A spectacular cruise along the French Riviera, Sensual, stimulating, and full of everything you Desire! Premium drink packages included. Couples Only. Learn More +
LLV Rhone River Wine Cruise 2024
July 2-9, 2024
64 couples
7 Nights of Food and Wine Delights in France on the luxurious Avalon Poetry II. Clothing Optional, Sensual Playrooms, All inclusive Drinks & Tours Learn More +
Galapagos Xpedition 2024 - South Loop
July 27 – August 3, 2024
24 sensual couples
A rare journey into one of the most pristine eco-environments on the planet. All-inclusive adventure: all meals and drinks, Flight from Quito Ecuador + 14 islands included two guided tours per day Learn More +
Rockstar Douro River Portugal 2024
August 21-28, 2024
51 couples
7 Nights on the seductive Douro River in Portugal. This is a full ship charter on the NEW Avalon Alegria. Daily Excursions Included on the Food and Wine-Focused Cruise Learn More +
Desire Greece Turkey 2024
September 21 – 28, 2024
619 couples
Athens – Bozcaada – Istanbul (Overnight) – Ephesus – Mykonos – Santorini – Athens. Explore Ancient Wonders on a Fabulous New Ship! Oceania Riviera Premium drink packages included. Couples Only Learn More +
Rockstar Amazon River + Machu Picchu 2024
October 11 – 24, 2024
22 couples
Peruvian Amazon River Cruise + Machu Picchu Tour. Immersive Rainforest Experience on the Luxurious Delfin III – Luxurious Belmond Hotel Accommodations in Lima, Sacred Valley and Machu Picchu. Belmond Hiram Bingham Train Learn More +
Bliss Symphony Cruise 2024
November 10-17, 2024
Neary 6000 Swingers!
The Biggest Full Ship Charter Ever! Miami – Puerto Plata – Labadee – Cozumel + 4 Sea Days. Get more of the connections you are looking for on a Bliss Cruise with amazing Bliss Sea Day Programs Learn More +
Galapagos Xpedition 2025
July 19-26, 2025
24 sensual couples
A rare journey into one of the most pristine eco-environments on the planet. All-inclusive adventure: all meals and drinks, Flight from Quito Ecuador + 14 islands included two guided tours per day Learn More +
Rockstar Mekong Vietnam Cambodia 2025
March 2 – 11, 2025
34 couples
7-night River Cruise + 2 Night Hotel in Siem Reap. New Ship Mekong Jewel is your home for a journey of truly memorable experiences reflecting the cultural beauty of the Mekong through Vietnam and Cambodia. Learn More +
Bliss Explorer Cruise 2025
April 24-30, 2025
Over 1600 couples!
Miami – Puerto Plata – San Juan – 4 Bliss Sea Days. Get more of the connections you are looking for on a Bliss Cruise with amazing Bliss Sea Day Programs
Desire Greece Turkey 2024
May 13-20, 2025
344 Couples
Rome – Naples – Taormina – Valetta, Malta – Sea Day – Pala de Mallorca – Valencia, Spain – Barcelona on a Fabulous New Ship! Oceania Sirena Premium drink packages are included. Couples Only Learn More +
Rockstar Iceland 2025
July 3-10, 2025
91 Couples
Immerse Yourself in Iceland’s Vibrant Culture and Breathtaking Natural Wonders on a luxury expedition mega-yacht with Rockstar Adventures. Luxury, Gourmet Dining, Adventure and All Inclusive Learn More +
Bliss Explorer Cruise 2025
November 8 – 15, 2025
1523 Couples
Ft Lauderdale – St Maarten – Antigua + 4 Bliss Sea Days. Dance naked at the Pool, Dress for sultry theme nights! Get more of the connections you are looking for on a Bliss Cruise with amazing Bliss Sea Day Programs Learn More
What New Cruisers Want to Know…
Are we too old for this cruise?
On the big ships 65% of the couples fall between age 45-65.
If you are visiting a resort like Hedonism & Desire: Make sure to check with your agent at TSC to find out the age group & play style of the groups during the week you want to travel.
The beauty of a cruise is the diversity in numbers. There are couples who are just looking to spice up the sexiness with their partner, some folks just want to be watched, others get excited by watching. And some just want an adults only vacation with out any children on board.
Of course there are groups of nudists and groups of kinky people exploring the BDSM lifestyle.
And YES! there are swingers too; soft swap swingers and full swap swingers. And everything inbetween.
The one thing you can count on a cruise like this is that there will be people that share your interests and play style. We make it easy to find those people thru special meet and greets in special interest areas.
You will meet new friends, have fascinating conversations and share things you never thought you would tell anyone with a level of comfort you never thought was possible.
You will feel liberated in expressing yourself openly, dress how you want, play how you want. It’s all available and waiting for you.
What’s the best cruise for under 35?
Both Bliss Cruise or Temptation Cruise are excellent for young couples.
Think about it this way…
A big ship sails with around 3000 guests. If 10% of the couples are under 35 that means there are close to 300 sexy new friends in your age group to play with. Awesome!
How Cruises Compare to Lifestyle Resorts
Perhaps you have been vacationing at Hedonism II or Desire and now you are wondering if you will have just as much fun on one of the swinger cruises. Will you have as much fun? Will you meet people that are your age and fitness level? How do the two types of vacations compare? Never fear, we are here to uncover the answers to all your questions.
Why Cruises are More Fun!
With close to 3000 guests on a big ship and 750 people on a small ship… Bottom line is there are more fun people to get to know and you will meet more people that are your age and fitness level with your interests. Important to know.
Variety!
There are more choices of everything. Sites to see, people to meet, activities.
Top Notch Service
We aren’t saying that Jamaica and Mexico resorts don’t have great staff, but the good people working on a cruise ship just seem like they can get things done MUCH more efficiently. We think it’s because the overall physical set up of cruises is more modern.
Need more towels? Sheets on your bed changed after a mid-day party? No problem you just call your cabin steward.
What is there to do during the day?
Visit a new destination with sexy new friends. Sail on a naked catamaran cruise or enjoy a clothing optional day at the beach. On Europe cruises we explore cultural sites with really awesome couples.
Love the sea days best of all!
On those days we wake up late and sometimes have a champagne brunch in the formal dining room. Then we find a lounge chair by the pool and wait for the sun and the DJ to heat the day up! The pool party gets sexier as the day goes on.
On Board Classes
Shades of Grey, Naked Speed Dating, Sensual Massage, How to Squirt and How to be a Dominatrix in the Bedroom are a few that have added some excitement to our past cruises. Oh and of course there is daytime playrooms or a little time back in our cabin.
Do Nothing!
The other option during the day, do nothing. Just because ships offer tons of options doesn’t mean you have to do any of them. Stay in bed, have lost of sex, read a steamy novel, get a massage in the spa, linger over a long lunch and take an afternoon nap.
What is there to do at night?
We like to have a pre-dinner cocktail with one of the special interest meet and greets. Cruises do a great job of making it easy to meet couples with the same interests, or same ages. There are meet & greets for under 40, kinky couples, couples with hall passes, different languages & cultures (french & latin), bi couples meet and greet. You name it, they help you find it.
Entertaining Entertainment
At night on a cruise ship you will find something that tickles your fancy. Broadway shows, Comedy, Live music: salsa, jazz and then Different DJ’s spinning something different in each dance venue from oldies to party favorites and EDM.
Theme Parties
Let your fantasies run wild and dress up to be anything you imagine. There are nightly theme parties to help unleash your creative side.
Cruise Ship Dining
One of our favorite ways to get to know new couples is to make dinner plans. You can easily put together at table for 8 while scouting out the other sexy people at the pool. Get your new friends together for a cocktail then dinner. And the rest of the nights entertainment could take care of itself.
