Curated Swinger Events that meet our Meticulous Standards…

There are lots of events, we have sorted thru and selected what we consider to be the best available.  We love events that transport you to a different place and immerse you in an authentic experience.  These events really take you there, wether it’s the endless nights of Las Vegas, the sexy sway of New Orleans or sacred sites like Angkor Wat or Machu Picchu.  Feel transformed by your destination.  Indeed! When you are with TheSwingerCruise.com that’s exactly how it begins.

The atmosphere transports you into a place where you can be exactly what you have always dreamed.  You are joining other like minded vacationers ready to embark in delicious week of fantasy fulfillment.

Enjoy browsing our event options.  When you have questions please try our livechat or just call our knowledgable agents at 877-348-6570.

Naughty in Nawlins

Naughty in Nawlins

July 5-9, 2017
1000+ Couples

The worlds best swinger convention.  Bourbon Street gets wild when Naughty in in Town! Learn More +

Mediterranean Swinger Cruise

Rome VIP Pre-Cruise

August 2-5, 2017
50 Guests

Don’t just go sight seeing… Live the Experience! Our pre-cruise events are special.  They are about more than a great destination with meticulously curated activities.  This event is specially crafted to help you get to know other couples and deepen the connection you have with your partner. Learn More +

Desire Venice Pre Cruise

Desire Venice Pre-Cruise

September 23-26, 2017
30 Guests

Desire Venice Pre-Cruise features a hotel in a great location, VIP transportation, and a few must do cultural experiences. A great way to make new friends before you get on the cruise. Learn More +

What New Cruisers Want to Know…

Are we too old for this cruise?

On the big ships 65% of the couples fall between age 45-65.

If you are visiting a resort like Hedonism & Desire:  Make sure to check with your agent at TSC to find out the age group & play style of the groups during the week you want to travel.

We aren’t hard core.  Do we have to play?

The beauty of a cruise is the diversity in numbers.  There are couples who are just looking to spice up the sexiness with their partner, some folks just want to be watched, others get excited by watching.  And some just want an adults only vacation with out any children on board.

Of course there are groups of nudists and groups of kinky people exploring the BDSM lifestyle.  

And YES!  there are swingers too; soft swap swingers and full swap swingers.  And everything inbetween.

What can we expect?

The one thing you can count on a cruise like this is that there will be people that share your interests and play style. We make it easy to find those people thru special meet and greets in special interest areas.

You will meet new friends, have fascinating conversations and share things you never thought you would tell anyone with a level of comfort you never thought was possible.

You will feel liberated in expressing yourself openly, dress how you want, play how you want.  It’s all available and waiting for you.

What’s the best cruise for under 35?

Both Bliss Cruise or Couples Cruise are excellent for young couples.

Think about it this way…

A big ship sails with around 3000 guests.  If 10% of the couples are under 35 that means there are close to 300 sexy new friends in your age group to play with.  Awesome!

How Events Compare to Cruises and Resorts

Perhaps you have been vacationing at Hedonism II or Desire and now you are wondering if you will have just as much fun on one of our special events. Will you have as much fun? Will you meet people that are your age and fitness level? How do these types of vacations compare? Never fear, we are here to uncover the answers to all your questions.

 

Which is More Fun!

Is “MORE” more fun?

Our full ship charters sail with close to 3000 guests on a big ship and 750 people on a small ship.  So on a ship you will find that there are more fun people to get to know, more in your age group and fitness level with your interests. Important to know.

However if you are one of those couples that doesn’t love a crowd then maybe an event is for you.  Most of our event have 50 to 100 guests.

Variety!
Cruise ships present you will a huge variety and literally hundreds of choices. There are more choices of everything. Sites to see, people to meet, activities. There are so many exciting things planned on a ship that it is impossible to do them all.

Events are a more bespoke experience. Guests experience the destination with depth, exploring only the best local cuisine, beautifully curated tours and crafted sensual experiences.  On our events you don’t have to make many choices, just relax and enjoy.

Top Notch Service

Cabin Stewards, Waiters, Bar Staff…

We aren’t saying that Jamaica and Mexico resorts don’t have great staff, but the good people working on a cruise ship just seem like they can get things done MUCH more efficiently.  We think it’s because the overall physical set up of cruises is more modern. Cruises are a hive of efficient activity.

Need more towels? Sheets on your bed changed after a mid-day party?  No problem you just call your cabin steward.

The accommodations selected for our events are first class. Service is provided in a luxurious way. Our event hosts go above and beyond to make sure every detail is perfect, and that there are surprises that delight you.

What is there to do during the day?

Cruises Offer Everything!
Explore & Adventure
Visit a new destination with sexy new friends.  Sail on a naked catamaran cruise or enjoy a clothing optional day at the beach. On Europe cruises we explore cultural sites with really awesome couples.

Love the sea days best of all!
On those days we wake up late and sometimes have a champagne brunch in the formal dining room.  Then we find a lounge chair by the pool and wait for the sun and the DJ to heat the day up!  The pool party gets sexier as the day goes on.

On Board Classes
Shades of Grey, Naked Speed Dating, Sensual Massage, How to Squirt and How to be a Dominatrix in the Bedroom are a few that have added some excitement to our past cruises.  Oh and of course there is daytime playrooms or a little time back in our cabin.

Do Nothing!
The other option during the day, do nothing.  Just because ships offer tons of options doesn’t mean you have to do any of them.  Stay in bed, have lost of sex, read a steamy novel,  get a massage in the spa, linger over a long lunch and take an afternoon nap.

Events are Perfectly Curated
The Events we have selected have perfectly curated activities planned during the day.  They might include a hand crafted tour experience, a spa party in a remote hot spring or a private after-hours tour of a typically crowded museum.

Our destinations tend to be a bit more exotic. Our host are thrilled to show you in inside experience in the places they love.

Cambodia, our hosts, Passion Suite Club, arranged early entry into the Angkor Wat Temple. Their plans included a buy out at the coffee house restaurant inside the temple.  We sipped mimosas and enjoyed a light breakfast from bamboo baskets by candle light as we waited for the breathtaking sunrise over the temple.  A delightful and surprisingly luxurious way to experience one of the wonders of the world.

During events our host have taken care of all the details.  Usually transportation, tours, fabulous meals and entertainment are all meticulously selected.  All you need to do is show up and have fun!

 

What is there to do at night?

On a Cruise Ship You will find:

Meet and Greets
We like to have a pre-dinner cocktail with one of the special interest meet and greets.  Cruises do a great job of making it easy to meet couples with the same interests, or same ages.  There are meet & greets for under 40, kinky couples, couples with hall passes, different languages & cultures (french & latin), bi couples meet and greet.   You name it, they help you find it.

Entertaining Entertainment
At night on a cruise ship you will find something that tickles your fancy.  Broadway shows, Comedy, Live music: salsa, jazz and then Different DJ’s spinning something different in each dance venue from oldies to party favorites and EDM.

Theme Parties
Let your fantasies run wild and dress up to be anything you imagine.  There are nightly theme parties to help unleash your creative side.

Cruise Ship Dining
One of our favorite ways to get to know new couples is to make dinner plans.  You can easily put together at table for 8 while scouting out the other sexy people at the pool.  Get your new friends together for a cocktail then dinner.  And the rest of the nights entertainment could take care of itself.

Evenings on Events

Authentic Dining
During our events you will experience gala theme dinners with the finest cuisine a destination has to offer.  Dinners also venture into the local and authentic.  Our hosts find the restruants that the locals love and give you a true taste of the destination. You will have opportunities to explore your own preferences as a couple or with the new friends you have made on the vacation.

Naked Champagne Happy Hours
The cocktail hours during events are designed to help you mix and mingle.  One of our favorite event hosts even features a Naked Champagne Happy Hour. Playful fun.

Nightly Theme Parties & Play
Just because events are smaller, don’t expect the entertainment to be less. On the special events we have seen world class entertainment, fabulous dj’s and elaborate passion play rooms set up in luxurious suites. The idea at an event is to delve deeply into the fantasy, rather than just having a taste.

Local Club Nights
Events also take over clubs and create parties in locations that you wouldn’t have access to if you were traveling alone.

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