– Skip ahead if you’ve been to Hedo so many times they know you by both your first name and your porn name –
Let me guess. You’re a couple in their 30s or even 20s, relatively new to the lifestyle but with a few experiences under your belt. You’ve probably got a membership to one or two of the big dating sites. Perhaps you’ve been to a big hotel event or a local on-premise club. Maybe she likes the ladies. Maybe he likes to watch. Maybe you’ve even tried full swap experiences and survived to tell the tale. Maybe you’re bored with this intro and want to get to the point… But first, a booby picture!
Just one of the amazing shots from Naughty in N’awlins 2013
Those two reasons explain what all the buzz is about.
“Large in scale” means you have more couples to meet and choose from (and especially more young couples). As I tell every first time client, there is a bell curve of ages at any lifestyle event of any size, with twenty percent or so being under 40 and twenty percent or being over 60, with the median age right around 48 years old. If you go to a club that has fifty couples, you get ten young couples. If you go to a hotel party that has one hundred couples, you get twenty young couples. If you go on a swinger cruise that has eighteen hundred couples, you get three hundred and sixty young couples to meet and potentially play with. Math rocks!
“Designed specifically to facilitate sexy fun time” means just that: the whole point of the vacation is to meet other couples and get your rocks with them. From classes to meet-and-greets to pool parties to meals to entertainment to open playtime in the dungeon, every freaking thing on the ship (or at the resort) is sex-oriented. Remember that feeling you had at that second-rate vanilla resort in Mexico when, amidst the kids screaming in the pool and the start of a mid-afternoon hangover you spot another young, attractive couple and whisper to your honey, “Gee, don’t you wish we could just get naked and go swimming alone with them.” Well, on a lifestyle vacation you can do just that. What’s more, a play room with sexy ambiance are always provided. Straight from the pool to the play room bed, my friends.
From the Presidential Suite on the Freedom of the Seas lifestyle takeover cruise in 2013
From St. Maarten on the Brilliance of the Seas lifestyle takeover cruise in 2013