Desire Lisbon & ibiza Cruise

MAY 19 - 26, 2022
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Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Facts at a Glance

May 19 – 26, 2022
343 Cabins
  • Lisbon – Seville – Gibraltar – Malaga – Ibiza – Barcelona
  • Full-Ship Charter, Clothing Optional, Couples Only
  • This cruise is good fit for: Newbies, Open Minded & Adventurous Couples, Swingers
  • Average age 45-55
  • Guests Under 45 – approximately 15% or 50 passengers

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Itinerary

Desire Portugal Ibiza Cruise Itinerary

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – What You Can Expect

Provocative Entertainment – Feel your temperature rise…

The Newly announced Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise will be designed for couples who are looking to heat things up with their fun, provocative brand of entertainment. Sexy, provocative theme parties kicked off with sensual dancers and shows like none other. It really adds a unique touch to their nightly events. Our guests should expect fun, interesting and spectacular seminars and couples workshops put on by top sex educators in their respective fields. On past cruises, Desire has brought on Dr. Jessica O’Reiley as the leading headliner for this crowd. You may know her from the Playboy TV channel show “SWING”.

Desire Certified Partner TheSwingerCruise

Signature Sensual Spots to Fulfill your favorite fantasies…

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise will have exclusive spaces that stay true to the brand’s concept, like the clothing-optional pool deck & of course, the signature play space.

Elegant Amenities – Living the Life of Luxury at Sea…

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise will set sail on, in our experience, one of our favorite luxury cruise lines.  Even though we aren’t supposed to list the name of the ship online, believe us when we say it truly is our favorite for good reason.

If you’re that intrigued, give our office a call and we can tell you all about it.

Experience Amazing Dining – Savor a stimulating side to dining…

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise will provide each guest with a choice of six unique dining options, also including the fabulous room service.

Each of the venues aboard is loved for a variety of reasons.  The main dining room is always a fantastic way to meet your fellow cruisers, of course, but the Aft-facing back deck at the buffet is the most scenic way to experience a casual night of ‘wine-ing & dining’.

The specialty restaurants aboard are spectacular and the Chef Table is always top-notch.

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Nightly Theme Parties

The theme parties organized by Desire are meant to be a fantastic way to help those shy couples step into a world where they can express their innermost needs.  If you can, forget about being self-conscious for a night, and let the fantasy of the theme immerse you and your partner.

We find that guests who take the time to dress up in the nightly theme have a more social night which has lead to more interactions and more fun.

Of course, just HOW you dress in the theme is totally up to you. You could go all-in on a particular idea, or you can simply accessorize your outfit that night with something related to the nightly theme.

Not in the mood, or not feeling a particular theme? That’s also not a problem. This is what’s fantastic about this cruise. It is all about you and your partner doing your thing and making the best possible vacation for yourselves the way you choose.

Themes for the Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise have not been announced.

This information is released closer to sailing. Once we have the updated information we will be sure to post it here.

Looking for more information about Theme Nights and why we enjoy them? [Read our Theme Night FAQ]

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Onboard Dining, Ship Rules, and Accommodations

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Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Dining On Board

Fabulous Cuisine for every Taste
Our Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise offers a great choice of 6 distinctive dining selections, including the fantastic room service provided by staff. From high-class cuisine to down-home cooking, we guarantee you will love the quality of fresh ingredients, careful preparation, and variety of menu choices in every meal.

Specialty Dining & Fine Wines
Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise will feature 2 exquisite Specialty Restaurants. They are Prime C and Aqualina.

Specialty dining at both locations will be complimentary for Suite guests (Club World Owner’s Suites, Club Ocean Suites, and Club Continent Suites).
For our other VIP guests, there will be an additional Per-Person charge to take in dinner at one of those locations.

Reservations for both of these venues is highly recommended because they tend to fill up quickly.

You can make reservations when your online check-in is complete, or see the maitre’d as soon as you board.

Aqualina
Boasting a contemporary, inventive Italian cuisine, Aqualina has two new rotating menus.  Enjoy fresh experiences of the most famous Italian dishes including plates of pasta, as well as prime cuts of veal, chicken, and fish. Starter entrees include savory beef tenderloin carpaccio with orange oil, delicious lobster ravioli, and seared tuna wrapped in veal. Second courses include delicious sweet pea and fennel soup or fresh salads of watermelon and tomato or arugula and radicchio with prosciutto chips. The delectible main courses include mushroom risotto, a tender, perfectly-grilled veal chop, Venetian seafood platter or delicate dover sole. Be sure to save room for the famous desserts like lemon souffle, tiramisu, chocolate torte and marsala custard.
Hours: 6:00 PM – 9:30 PM
Location: Aft-Port – Deck 10
Sample: Menu 1 Menu 2

Prime C

The setting for this steakhouse promises a marvelous evening with stunning views and lush décor. Prime C’s menu will include juicy, tender steaks in a variety of cuts cooked to your perfection, along with fresh starters like crab cakes with remoulade, delicious lobster bisque, crisp wedge salad with bacon and blue cheese, and more. Other mouth-watering entrée choices may include pork, game hen, seafood, lamb or veal. Never miss a chance to indulge in the famous mini cinnamon-sugar donuts with a trio of dipping sauces for dessert.

The Wine Cellar
The Wine Cellar, a hot-spot for those interested in tastes from around the globe, will delight your palate with a wide selection of limited, small label, and vintage wines from California to France, and South Africa to Argentina. Knowledgeable sommeliers will assist you in picking the proper wines for your evening meal. Be sure to look at the onboard news for Wine Corner gatherings in the Mosaic Café, where you will be able to discover and sample wines with a sommelier’s help.
Something extra: Arrange a wine tasting here. Ask our sommelier or concierge for details.
Hours: Specialty restaurant dining hours and by appointment
Location: Prime C

Discoveries Restaurant
Having a wide selection of nightly options like filet mignon with black truffle sauce, the Discoveries Restaurant is hands-down one of our favorite spots for a sumptuous yet lively dining choice. Reservations are not needed nor accepted, and you have the choice of being seated with your partner at a table for two, or apart of a larger group (Ask to be seated this way which is a great way to meet new people). Discoveries Bar is also a fantastic gathering spot for pre-dinner drinks before or after dinner.
Breakfast: 8:00 AM – 9:30 AM Lunch: 12 PM–1:30 PM Dinner: 6 PM–9:30 PM Location: Aft-Deck 5

Pool Grill
Dine poolside on made-to-order fish-kabobs, burgers, fries, and salads. There’s more: Don’t miss the famous pool deck parties, when servers may include a few friendly officers. These parties are legendary for great food, music, and conviviality.
Hours: 11:00 AM – 6:00 PM
Location: Midship-Deck 9

Windows Cafe
Take in the fresh breeze at an outdoor table in Windows Café, our casual buffet offering made-to-order breakfasts and a large variety of lunch and dinner options. Choices change daily and include fresh sushi, stir-fry and pasta, salads, smoked lox and other cold fish, a carving station and sumptuous desserts. There’s more: Don’t miss the buffets! Indian, Mexican, Spanish, Italian, and other regional cuisines. Our international crew takes pride in their native cuisine and it shows. Hours: Early Riser: 6:30 AM–7 AM, Buffet Breakfast: 7 AM–10 AM, Late Risers’ Lite Breakfast: 10 AM–11 AM, Lunch Buffet: 12 PM–2:30 PM, Afternoon Tea: 3:30–4:30 PM, Casual Dinner: 6 PM–9:30 PM Location: Aft-Deck 9

Mosaic Cafe
Sink into a comfortable chair at the Mosaic Café and enjoy an espresso or hot tea with fresh biscotti, tea sandwiches or scones—on the house, of course. Centrally located on deck five, the Mosaic’s congenial service and atmosphere make it a favorite gathering spot for conversation, cards and trivia games. When: Most of the day, from early morning to late night Where: Amidship-Deck 5 Dining: What (and What Not) to Wear

In all of our dining rooms, we encourage guests to follow a “resort casual” dress code, following good taste and common sense. Because this is a Desire Cruise you can be sexy… very sexy. The bottom line rule is that all ‘naughty bits’ must be covered. Guests dress for dinner much the same way they do at the resort. Sexy and dress to impress.

Room Service
The best time for room service? Whenever you say it is, 24-hours a day. Order from the full breakfast menu between 6:30 AM and 10:00 AM, and they will deliver at your appointed time. Lunch and dinner room service features a menu of hearty soups, fresh salads, gourmet sandwiches, pizzas and desserts.

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Rules of the Ship

Note: Desire dress is always much sexier than a regular voyage on this same ship.

  • Bare feet, tank tops, baseball caps, bathing suits, shorts, and jeans are not allowed in the main dining room or two specialty restaurants. (Khakis and other trousers are fine.)
  • When dining at Windows Café, guests must wear footwear and a cover-up or shirt.
  • In Prime C, Aqualina and Discoveries Restaurant, many guests enjoy dressing up. Formal evening wear (tuxedos and gowns) is not expected. We recommend that men bring a Sport coat or suit; this attire comes in handy for evenings onshore as well. For women, dining attire includes dresses, skirts, blouses with pants and capris, and other appropriate attire.

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Accommodations

The ship is completed a complete renovation in April 2016.

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Seen Above – Club World Owners Suite

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Seen Above – Deluxe Verandah Stateroom

Ship and Stateroom Details
All staterooms come with:

  • Complimentary stateroom attendants
  • Daily fruit basket
  • Fresh cut flowers
  • 24-hour room service
  • Sweet surprise on your pillow each evening
  • Afternoon canapés
  • Complimentary shoe-shine service
  • 23″ plasma television
  • Personal Stationary
  • Elemis bathroom products
  • Two nights of complimentary specialty dining
  • One complimentary large bottle of water
  • New European bedding
  • Complimentary use of binoculars, umbrellas and plush robes
  • Destination-influenced entertainment and enrichment programs
  • Meals and room service
  • Selected house pouring wine with lunch and dinner is now included
  • Specialty Dining in Prime C and Aqualina available (complimentary for suite guests), with a minimal upcharge for guests in Club Veranda, Club Oceanview, and Club Interior staterooms

All suites come standard with all of the above, plus

  • English butler service
  • Priority check-in and departure
  • Priority luggage delivery at boarding
  • Three nights of complimentary specialty dining
  • Complimentary garment pressing (limit of two items per person upon embarkation
  • Opportunity to book in-suite spa services
  • Priority tender service
  • Welcome champagne

Desire Lisbon IbizaCruise – What’s Included?Baltic Swingers Cruise spa

European trips with Desire are such a fantastic value. Mainly due to the fact so much is included with your cost. This is including all of your meals at all restaurants and room service. (With the exception being the specialty restaurants, where you may have a slight per-person charge.)

The nightly entertainment and the theme night parties are also included.

Sexy pool parties by day, theme parties and dancing every night as well as the sexy signature playrooms for exploring the more sensual parts of this trip.

Of course, tours off the ship and Spa treatments are some of the things you may want to budget a few extra dollars for as they are not included with the cruise purchase.

** Special for the Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise **

Every booking will receive a Premium Beverage Package complimentary with your purchase! What an added value!

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Premium Drink Package: 

Included with the Premium package are the following liquors and beers.

Spirits: Absolut, Ketel One, Stolichnaya, Canadian Club, Crown Royal, Jameson, Johnnie Walker Red Label, Captain Morgan, Myers’s Original Dark, Tanqueray, Bombay Sapphire, Disaronno Amaretto, Kahlúa, Southern Comfort, and more…

Beer: Boddingtons Pub Ale, Bohemia, Buckler, Carlsberg, Corona, Dos Equis, Grolsch, Guinness, Heineken, Leffe, Murphy’s Irish Stout, Newcastle, O’Doul’s, Peroni, Pilsner Urquell, Red Stripe, Smirnoff Ice, Stella Artois, Strongbow, Warsteiner

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Ultimate Drink Package: 

Guests will be able to upgrade their drink package to the higher level “Ultimate Drink Package” for a $14.95 per day/per person fee.

This package includes all items from the Premium package, plus the following:

Spirits: Belvedere, Christiania, Effen, Grey Goose, Grey Goose Le Citron, Grey Goose L’Orange, Grey Goose La Poire, Level, Hendrick’s, Tanqueray No. Ten, Bacardi 8, Pyrat XO Reserve, Zacapa 23, Don Julio Blanco, Tennessee Whiskey, Jack Daniel’s, Gentleman Jack, Tangle Ridge, Jameson Gold, Blanton’s, Maker’s Mark, Woodford Reserve, The Balvenie, Chivas Regal, Dewar’s 12 Years Old, Glenfiddich, The Glenlivet, Highland Park Aged 12 Years, Johnnie Walker Black Label, Laphroaig, The Macallan Select Oak, Cardenal Mendoza, Courvoisier VS, Courvoisier VSOP, Rémy Martin VSOP, B & B, Baileys Coffee Liqueur, Baileys Irish Cream, Bénédictine, Chambord, Cointreau, Drambuie, Fernet Branca, Galliano, Godiva, Godiva White Chocolate, Grand Marnier, Hpnotiq, St-Germain

Wine: Wine: Martini & Rossi Asti, Domaine Chandon Brut Classic, Seaglass Sauvignon Blanc, DeLoach Chardonnay, Gabbiano Pinot Grigio, Beringer White Zinfandel, Hess Cabernet Sauvignon, DeLoach Merlot, Callia Alta Malbec

Nespresso: Ristretto, Espresso Forte, Ristretto Origin India, Espresso Leggero, Lungo Forte, Lungo Leggero, Espresso Decaffeinato, Lungo Decaffeinato

Water: Evian, Perrier, San Pellegrino

Please note: The brands & selections are subject to change without prior notice.

Carry on Wine: As a possible consolation, Desire’s policy for carrying on wine is also not as strict as other cruises.  We’ve carried on wine in far excess of the usual 2 bottles per cabin rule.  On past cruises we have also restocked in port and carried on full bottles of liquor.

Amenities Included:

  • Select house wine served during lunch or dinner only
  • Unlimited Bottled water, soft drinks, specialty coffees and teas
  • Concierge services for personal guidance and reservations

For Suite Guests:
All standard amenities plus:

  • English butler service
  • complimentary Internet minutes
  • One free bag of laundry service per suite, all seven days
  • Complimentary dining in the specialty restaurants
  • Afternoon tea service in suite

Not available online thru online check-in: Lifestyle, clothing-optional shore excursions, specialty dining packages and bundles.   

We want to make sure You know that what is included in a full ship charter is different than a regular Azamara Cruise.  Just an FYI for you good research types, the details & prices listed on the cruise lines web site do not apply to this charter.

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Pricing

Our insider tip is that the best pricing strategy is to book early, namely once the cruise is launched which would be now. Prices will always be released at their lowest possible rate and get steadily higher the closer to sailing we get.

  • Suites sell out almost immediately.  Book Early

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Policies

*Reservation Policy* Please read this document carefully, and follow the instructions found in the confirmation e-mail. In case you need to change, cancel or do not show-up, this reservation policy will apply.

– Initial deposit for a guaranteed reservation will be required
– Credit Cards Accepted: Visa, MC & American Express
– Visa and Mastercard charges will appear on your bank statement as: “OPERADORA DE YATES DE CANCUN SA DE CV or HOTEL OP DE YATES BENITO JUA MX”
– American Express charges will appear on your bank statement as: “ORIGINAL CRUISES”

*Deposit due at time of booking*


*Desire Lisbon Ibiza Payment Calendar*:

Your Payment Calendar is based on when you’ve booked your cabin on the Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise. Check the Reservation Invoice you received when your booking is made for your exact payment schedule.

*Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise Cancellation Policy*

Your Cancellation policy is based on when you’ve booked your cabin on the Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise. Check the Reservation Invoice you received when your booking is made for your exact Cancellation Policy Schedule.

Important Notes: 
a) American Express: All American Express charges are reflected in Mexican pesos, based on the daily exchange rate. Be aware that if you pay with American Express, your card will be subject to a surcharge in Mexican pesos, according to the hotels current exchange rate, which is variable.
b) Please be advised that your bank might charge you a fee when using your credit cards (Master Card, Visa OR American Express) for international transactions.
c) On your bank statement the charges will appear as: “OPERADORA DE YATES DE CANCUN SA DE CV”, or “ORIGINAL CRUISES”.

*Requirements* Due to new Government Regulations requiring cruise liners to submit final department manifests at least 60-minutes prior to sailing, guests are requested to complete their Online Check-in no later than 5-days prior to the cruise. Guests that have not completed their Online Check-in, will be required to complete this process at the pier, 2-hours prior to the published sailing time.

Please note: All guests must be checked-in and onboard the ship no later than 60-minutes prior to the published sailing time or they will not be permitted to sail.

*Credit Cards Safety* At www.originalcruises.com we want you to feel safe and secure booking your trip with us online. For this very reason, we use Secure Socket Layer (SSL) technology to encrypt your credit card and other important information while making your reservation. The process of encryption prevents unauthorized viewing of your information, as it is securely transmitted over the Internet. Once received, your credit card information will not be transmitted over the Internet again.

*Travel Documents* Your final travel documents will be e-mailed to you as soon as we receive FINAL payment. Please check your documents for accuracy immediately upon receipt. Call Original Cruises immediately if you have any questions. Original Cruises reserves the right to charge processing fees in the event of refunds, cancellations or additional services. Should a dispute occur, charge-backs will be reviewed on an individual basis. You will be charged/billed for all accumulated costs involved, taking into consideration our liabilities, policies & responsibilities.

*Disclaimer of Liability* Original Cruises is acting only as an agent for suppliers in selling travel related services, or in accepting reservations for services that are not directly supplied by Original Cruises (such as air & ground transportation, hotel accommodations, meals, tours, cruises, etc.).

Original Cruises, therefore, shall not be responsible for breach of contract or any intentional or careless actions or omissions on part of such suppliers, which result in any loss, damage, delay, injury or death to you or your travel companions or group members. Unless the term “guaranteed” is specifically stated in writing on your ticket, invoice or reservation itinerary, we do not guarantee any of such suppliers’ rates, bookings, reservations, connections, scheduling or handling of personal effects.

Original Cruises shall not be responsible for any injuries, damages or losses suffered by any traveler in connection with terrorist activities, social or labor unrest, mechanical or construction failures or difficulties, diseases, local laws, climatic conditions, criminal acts or abnormal conditions or developments or any other actions, omissions or conditions outside the control of Original Cruises.

Travelers assume complete and full responsibility for, and hereby release Original Cruises, from any responsibility in: checking and verifying any and all Passports, Visas, vaccinations, or other entry requirements of each destination, and all safety or security conditions at such destinations, throughout the length of proposed travel.

For information concerning the possible dangers in international destinations, contact the Travel Advisory Section of the U.S. State Department.

For medical information, call the Public Health Service. By embarking upon his/her travel, the travelers voluntarily assume all risks involved in such travel, whether expected or unexpected.

Travelers are warned of such risks and are advised to obtain appropriate insurance coverage against them. Traveler`s retention of tickets, reservations or bookings after issuance shall constitute consent to the above, and an agreement on his/her part to convey the contents hereto to his/her travel companions or group members.

We recommend travel insurance.

Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise – Travel InsuranceThe Swinger Cruise Travel Insurance

Yikes, travel insurance is not a fun topic but a lot of you have asked…
This is about what happens if you are paid, packed and ready to go… and there is a problem.

The biggest 2 reasons people take insurance are:

  • Trip Cancellation
  • Medical Expenses or Medical Evacuation

Full Ship charters are better than regular cruises in many ways, however, the penalties and potential for a loss if you have to cancel is higher. Shortly after final payment, most full ship charter cruises become non-refundable. That means if you have to cancel your trip not only do you have that disappointment of a canceled vacation, but I have to tell you that you don’t get your money back.

Our most popular insurance is ‘World Wide Trip Protector’ and provides full coverage when purchased up to 21 days after your vacation purchase.

The best value just to make sure you have coverage is ‘Trip Protector Lite Expanded.’

We recommend Travel Insured – Get a quote and buy insurance  
Note: this link opens a window for Travel Insured – if you have questions please phone our office for assistance.

Please consider purchasing Travel Insurance

Since everyone pretty much likes me right now and I’d like it to stay that way, please consider purchasing travel insurance. Or at least don’t say I didn’t warn you if there is a problem.

Other coverages that take the worry out of travel:

  • Trip Interruption – Return air only
  • Trip Delay & Missed Connection coverage
  • Baggage Loss or Delay
  • Cancel for Work Reasons Options available on select policies

We strongly recommend purchasing travel insurance for your upcoming cruise. There are hundreds of circumstances that could cause you to cancel your trip, return home early or force you to seek emergency medical treatment while traveling. Travel insurance offers coverage for unforeseen problems such as an unexpected financial change or scheduling conflict, a canceled flight or a serious illness. You even have the option where you can cancel for any reason. We recommend Travel Insured – Get a quote and buy insurance 

Why the Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise?

The Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise has Curated Sensual Signature Spots:
You will find exclusive, designated spaces that stay true to Desire concept on board the lavish Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise. Total ecstasy at sea!

  • The Always-Popular, Clothing-Optional Pool Area: The pool deck area will be clothing-optional for steamy fun (permitted we are at sea). Desire Cruises maintains its reputation with an amplified & progressive pool-side experience.
  • The Desire Signature Playroom:  Mix & mingle with hundreds of like-minded couples in a sophisticated, and highly-erotic playground for adventurous adults while feeling the electrical currents pulsate through your body. If it strikes your fancy, take your relationship a step further and live out that fantasy at sea, while in Desire’s Signature Playroom.
  • A Private Jacuzzi Lounge:  Enter the clothing-optional, secluded spa deck, with a warm, inviting salt water bath and powerful jets that massage as take in the view while in the company of like-minded couples looking to fulfill their desires. This private, intimate hot-spot combines the cool sophistication with a steamy sensuality.

What Past Guests Have to Say…

“The food on board, oh wow! We couldn’t believe the amazing quality of the food on this ship! We were spoiled one night when we went to the Chef’s Table dinner, but even the Main Dining Room was second-to-none!

We even stocked up on some snacks, one night and took advantage of the ‘afternoon tea’ trolly,and hosted quite a little get-together in our cabin! I know I won’t forget that night anytime soon!”

– Janet & Mike, BC

“Since this was our first Lifestyle cruise, we had never experienced theme nights and didn’t really know what to expect.

We were worried we would feel silly getting all dressed up in theme. But after getting ready and heading out we were excited to see SO many people throughout the WHOLE ship dressed in theme. It really made us feel like we were apart of the group now.

It was so easy to walk up to someone and compliment them on their outfit. It made such an easy icebreaker! We met so many people that night, and got plenty of contact information from some new friends! Can’t wait for the next one.”

– Lori & Joe, NJ

“My wife and I were always under the impression that these types of vacations were for an older crowd. That if we went, we would be the only couple under the age of 50. (Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course.)

Boy, we could have not been any more wrong! We are in our mid 30’s and enjoy dancing and having fun late into the night, and we found so many other couples around our age to enjoy spending time with.

Lynn assured us that our desire for those finer things in life would be the key to fitting in with this group. She was right!

We thought we would be the youngest couple on board, mixed in with the couples age 45-65, but we were surprised at just how many young couples like us there were!

We enjoyed the time spent with every couple we met, and will not soon be forgetting every moment of that cruise and can’t wait to get on the next Swinger Cruise!”

– Jeremy & Tina, WY

Why You Should book with TSC:

  • TheSwingerCruise.com is the only agency with ALL the cruises.
  • TSC Expert Agents provide first-hand experience.  We have sailed on over 25 Swinger Cruises and will help you find the one that perfectly fits your style.
  • Our Signature ‘Get Ready’ program provides all the information you need before you board the ship so you can get the most out of your vacation.
  • We create VIP Pre-Cruise authentic emersion events.  Board the ship with a whole group of new friends.

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Desire Lisbon Ibiza Cruise
May 19 – 26, 2022

Explore the Sensual Coastline of Spain with the Desire Cruise.

Join 343 exciting couples from all over.

Imagine sailing in this sensual environment.
Exploring the exotic ports by day.
Enjoying the bumping theme parties at night.

See You Onboard!

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