We like to think that the best cruises should always begin with a great pre-cruise!

When it comes to TheSwingerCruise.com, we take pleasure in giving our guests an experience set to the highest level. You’ll have the chance to meet your fellow sailors, enjoy relaxation, and rest up from your trip before you start ‘The Best F-ing Vacation!’

Details are still being worked out for this Pre-cruise. Once our plans are finalized, we will update this section with more information.

**As more information is made available, we will share the details about our pre-cruise details here**

Customers use these designed theme nights to create an alternate persona of themselves to really cut loose and have a blast! They sink into the idea of being someone or something else for the night. Past guests say dressing in theme is half the fun, and always say it helps break the ice and report more social interaction and more connections made with new friends.

How much “theme” is necessary? Well that is up to you! Guests have ranged from an entire head-to-toe ensemble in some amazing outfits down to reflecting the night’s theme with a piece or accessory on their outfit.

Not necessarily into dressing up? That’s not a concern either. This trip is all about doing what says “I’m having a wonderful time.” with you and your partner.

Bliss Equinox 2023 – Themes

Sunday – Let’s Get Lei’d (Hawaiian Shirt Night)

Show off your best Hawaiian shirt and be ready to get lei’d. Feeling a little more adventurous? You can never go wrong with a grass skirt and coconut bra. Prepare to be whisked away to paradise as we set sail on our first night..

Monday – Officer and a Gentleman (Formal Night)

Who can forget that famous movie scene where he sweeps her off her feet and they walk into the sunset? Be a sharp-dressed man in a Naval officer’s uniform or stick with the traditional tuxedo. Ladies, dress to impress in a gown or cocktail dress.

Tuesday – Glow Night

This poolside party passenger favorite brings out the “Glow” in all of us. Dance the night away under the stars and light up the night with all things glowing, blinking and flashing. Dress in neon outfits, glow body paint, etc..

Wednesday – Prehistoric Party Night

People thought cavemen were extinct, but not tonight. Take the journey to prehistoric times. Dress in leopard patterns, animal fur outfits, bone jewelry and wild hair. Or think “the Flintstones” and you’ll be on the right track for this theme night.

Thursday – Day of the Dead / Fetish Night

In honor of our day in Cozumel, this theme night will be the Day of the Dead, which is a colorful and joyful celebration of life, both past and present. The dress code will be artistic representations of skulls and skeletons with decorative flowers and sombreros. If skulls and skeletons are not your thing, then tonight also serves as our Fetish night so get kinky.

Friday – Metallic Magnetism

Do you like to shimmer, shine or sparkle? If so, show us your magnetic attitude in something metallic. For our last night, dress in metallic gold, silver or bronze.

Need Inspiration? Read our [Theme Night FAQs]

Included with your cruise fare:

•  Meals at the main restaurant, the buffet and a number of other casual venues
•  Theater shows and other entertainment
•  Most daily activities
•  Access to the fitness center and some classes
•  Daily Gratuities

We want to make sure you know that what is included in a full ship charter is different than a regular Cruise. Just an FYI for you good research types, the details & prices listed on the cruise line’s website do not apply to this charter.

ACCOMMODATIONS: This, of course, means your Cabin or Suite is included.

AWARD-WINNING CUISINE: Dining in the ship’s Main Dining Room. Each night, different food options will be offered along with some meals available each night. Also included in your Bliss Cruise are meals at the buffet, and Spa Cafe, as well as room service.*

POOLS:  The on-board pools, hot tubs and Solarium

FITNESS CENTER & CLASSES: The latest equipment fill the modern facilities, which offer a wide range of holistic, instructor-led wellness classes.*

ENTERTAINMENT: Expect nightly theme parties on our Bliss Equinox Cruise, along with a packed schedule of daily educational classes and seminars on a variety of sensual and sexy topics taught by leading sexologists. Meet & greets for almost every interest, from modest to wild will fill the entertainment schedule. Additionally, expect the normally planned entertainment provided by the ship’s cast of characters, which could include anything from Circus-style performances to Broadway-worthy theater performances, dance, magic, comedy and live music.

TIPS & GRATUITIES: Tipping for the onboard staff (waiters/bartenders/stewards/etc) is included in your cruise fare. An additional gratuity will be added to all drinks purchased on-board, not through the drink package. Of course, if you feel like you are getting good service, additional cash tips are always appreciated for those staff working hard to give you a fabulous vacation.

NOT INCLUDED IN YOUR CRUISE FARE:

• Travel to and from the port of departure, pre-cruise hotels & transfers
• All Specialty dining – this is a per person or a la carte charge
• Excursions while we are in port
• Drink and Dining Packages
• Any Laundry Services
• Spa visits, treatments & packages
• Shopping at the onboard stores and duty-free shops
• Internet charges/packages while using the ship’s WiFi or Internet Cafe
  (if you haven’t pre-paid, these they will be automatically added to your SeaPass account)
• Travel Insurance which can be purchased from any third-party vendor of your choice – See our blog on Travel Insurance [Here]

^{*Complimentary dining at Main Dining Room, buffet, & Spa Cafe. A Per person additional fee is payable at other dining venues. Room service charges apply during specified hours. Charges apply to some fitness classes.}

Bliss Equinox 2023 – Pricing

The best pricing strategy is to book your cabin as early as you can.
Prices are released at their lowest rates and get higher as we get closer to sailing.

• Suites sell out almost immediately.  Book Early
• For up to date pricing please consult the online booking link.  

Bliss Equinox 2023 – Policies

*Reservation Policy* Please read this document carefully, and follow the instructions found in the confirmation e-mail. In case you need to change, cancel or do not show-up, this reservation policy will apply.

– Initial deposit required for a guaranteed reservation
– Full payment must be received by May 2023.
– Credit Cards Accepted: Visa, MC & American Express

Bliss Equinox 2023 – Balance Payment Calendar:

• Deposit – due at time of booking
• First Payment – May 1, 2022
• Second Payment – November 1, 2022
• Final Payment – May 1, 2023

** Some payment plans are customizable. Talk to a TSC agent about these options

Bliss Equinox 2023 – Cancellation Policy:

As always, we recommend travel insurance.

Bliss Equinox 2023 – Travel Insurance

Welp, travel insurance is never a fun topic to talk about but a lot of you have asked…
We’re talking about what happens if you are paid, packed and ready to go… and then there is a problem.

There are 2 big reasons people choose to take insurance:

• Trip Cancellation
• Medical Expenses or Medical Evacuation

Full Ship charters are better than regular cruises in many ways, however, the penalties and potential for a loss if you have to cancel is higher. Shortly after final payment, most full ship charter cruises become non-refundable. That means if you have to cancel your trip not only do you have that disappointment of a canceled vacation, but I have to tell you that you don’t get your money back.

Our most popular insurance is ‘World Wide Trip Protector’ and provides full coverage when purchased up to 21 days after your vacation purchase.

The best value just to make sure you have coverage is ‘Trip Protector Lite Expanded.’

We recommend Travel Insured – Get a quote and buy insurance  
Note: this link opens a window for Travel Insured – if you have questions pleases phone our office for assistance.

Please, consider purchasing Travel Insurance

Since everyone pretty much likes me right now and I’d like it to stay that way, please consider purchasing travel insurance. Or at least don’t say I didn’t warn you if there is a problem.

Other coverage options that take the worry out of travel:

• Trip Interruption – Return air only
• Trip Delay & Missed Connection coverage
• Baggage Loss or Delay
• Cancel for Work Reasons Options available on select policies

We strongly recommend purchasing travel insurance for your upcoming cruise. There are hundreds of circumstances that could cause you to cancel your trip, return home early or force you to seek emergency medical treatment while traveling. Travel insurance offers coverage for unforeseen problems such as an unexpected financial change or scheduling conflict, a canceled flight or a serious illness. You even have the option where you can cancel for any reason. We recommend Travel Insured – Get a quote and buy insurance

Bliss Equinox 2023 – Accommodations & Dining

Why Book the Bliss Equinox?

• Bliss Summit provides Playroom-a-palooza!

We don’t know exactly the plan for where or how many playrooms you will see on the Bliss Equinox, but one thing we do know is that they constantly deliver a top-of-the-line experience when it comes to fun at sea!

** Check back as the trip gets closer for more information on Playrooms as it is released **

Canyon Ranch Spa

Say hello to the next generation of spa. Here you’ll find everything you need to feel and look fantastic every moment of your cruise. Enjoy legendary services and fun activities, or simply unwind in the tranquil Persian Garden, where you’ll be soothed by billows of steam and tropical rain showers.

Experience the gold standard of healthy living and wellness at Canyon Ranch during your modern luxury vacation. Enjoy a variety of new fitness classes and seminars, plus exhilarating spa treatments and salon services.

• A high-energy, low-pressure, fun, and flirty atmosphere to meet thousands of new friends or explore passion with your partner
• Bars and lounges with top-end, high-quality service and staff
• Exceptional Cabins – 32 Aqua Class Spa Suites, access to Persian Garden Thermal Suites + Blu

Bliss Brings The Entertainment – Party The Night Away…

As always, Bliss continually sets the bar high for lifestyle parties in the Caribbean. Customers from past cruises know their product and the stellar daytime parties and nightly themed dances that come with them. Party ’til you drop on the Bliss Equinox 2023 Cruise!

Deluxe Amenities – Live the Luxurious Life at Sea…

Bliss Equinox 2023 will be sailing on one of the industry-leading luxury cruise lines. Go big or go home on this sailing city at sea!

Breathtaking Dining Experience – Savor the sensual side to dining…

The Bliss Equinox 2023 Cruise will delight you with multiple delicious dining options. Included in your cruise fare are access to the Main Dining Room, and the buffet, Oceanview Cafe. On top of those selections you also have the choice of the many Specialty restaurants onboard. We encourage venturing outside the box and try as many as you can!

Have more questions? Check out our Cruise FAQ page! [Click Here]