Caribbean Swingers Only Cruise

December 9-16, 2017 Book Now

SDC Caribbean Swingers Cruise – Facts at a Glance

December 9-16, 2017
343 Cabin

  • Updated Itinerary: San Juan – St. Barts – Martinique – Barbados – St Lucia – Antigua – St Kitts – San Juan
  • Previous Itinerary: San Juan – St Barts – Dominica – Barbados – St Lucia – Antigua – Virgin Gorda – San Juan
  • Itinerary Update – post hurricane – Dominica and Virgin Gorda have been replaced by  Martinique & St. Kitts
  • Swinger Couples Only, Clothing Optional, Full Ship Charter
  • This cruise is good fit for: Swingers
  • Average age 30-55
  • SDC advises that passengers over age 65 might not find this cruise to be a good match.
  • To View Prices Click ‘book now’

Information about the SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise.

Looking for a cruise that is 100% swingers only?  This is it! The SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise has a requirement that all guests board the ship understand that this is a swinger only cruise.  Now that doesn’t mean you are required to play, but you can count on 100% of the people onboard to have an interest in swinging.

TheSwingerCruise.com is thrilled to be the only travel agency partnered with SDC on their super sexy cruises.

Having a ship 100% full of swingers adds some sizzle to the sexy foam parties and deck parties. SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise has unique theme parties, and sensual playrooms built for action.  They also choreograph custom erotic live shows, tantric sessions and so much more!

This swingers cruise vacation has the promise of pleasure and offers crystal-clear waters, powder-soft sands plus world-class accommodations! Check out the best ports plus the best lifestyle crowd ever! They promise to bring the “erotic to the exotic”, bringing sexy, swinging fun to the most luxurious and desired locations.

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Itinerary for SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise

Day Date Port Arrive Depart
Saturday December 9, 2017 San Juan, Puerto Rico 9:00PM
Sunday December 10, 2017 Gustavia, St. Barts 9:00AM 11:00PM
Monday December 11, 2017 Martinique  Dominica 1:00PM 6:00PM
Tuesday December 12, 2017 Bridgetown, Barbados 8:00AM 10:00PM
Wednesday December 13, 2017 Castries, St. Lucia 8:00AM 5:00PM
Thursday December 14, 2017 St. John’s, Antigua 8:00AM 6:00PM
Friday December 15, 2017 St Kitts  Virgin Gorda, BVI 8:00AM 6:00PM
Saturday December 16, 2017 San Juan, Puerto Rico 7:00AM

SDC Swinger Cruise Theme Parties

The theme parties on this cruise are designed help you step into expressing your inner desires.  Let go, immerse yourself in the fantasy of it.  Guests who dress in theme report more social interaction and more fun.

You can go all out on a costume or simply echo the theme with an accessory.  Not in the mood? No problem it’s all about doing your own thing with your partner and having a wonderful time.

Saturday – Glow night – Light up the night on the pool deck with anything that glows! Neon colors, glow sticks, LED blinky lights, sexy glow body paint, anything!

Sunday – Pirates of the Caribbean – Avast, mateys! Plunder some booty while you commandeer random dinghies. Sail the Caribbean sea while you try to get into Davy Jones’ locker!

Monday – Tarzan and the Tropics – Let out your inner savage tonight! Wear your sexiest animal prints.  My question to you is are you the hunter or the prey?

Tuesday – Formal Gala – Men, what’s sexier to a woman than a nice, tailored 3-piece suit? Nothing! Ladies, find that little black dress that accentuates your body that’ll drive the men crazy! Dress to the nines tonight.

Wednesday – White Night – What comes to mind when you think of the color white? Untainted, innocent, maybe pure? Not on this cruise! Enjoy the night with your other sinners pretending to be chaste little angels.

Thursday – Under the Sea – Go down,… deep down to the depths with your new sexy friends. Drop anchor and party the night away! Dress in your sexiest naughty-cal inspired outfits tonight! Ahoy!

Friday – Bikinis and Martinis – Surfs up! Tonight is a great night to close out your SDC cruise in your sexiest bikini or board shorts.

 

SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise Accommodations & Dining Information

The ship is completing a complete renovation in April 2016.  We have included a few renderings for the new design.

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Club World Owners Suite

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Deluxe Verandah Stateroom

Ship and Stateroom Details
All staterooms on Azamara Club Cruises come with:

  • Complimentary stateroom attendants
  • Daily fruit basket
  • Fresh cut flowers
  • 24-hour room service
  • Sweet surprise on your pillow each evening
  • Afternoon canapés
  • Complimentary shoe-shine service
  • 23″ plasma television
  • Personal stationery
  • Elemis bathroom products
  • Two nights of complimentary specialty dining
  • One complimentary large bottle of water
  • New European bedding
  • Complentary use of binoculars, umbrellas and plush robes
  • Destination-influenced entertainment and enrichment programs
  • Meals and room service
  • Selected house pouring wine with lunch and dinner is now included
  • Specialty Dinning in Prime C and Aqualina available (complimentary for suite guests), with a minimal upcharge for guests in Club Veranda, Club Oceanview and Club Interior staterooms

All suites come standard with all of the above, plus

  • English butler service
  • Priority check-in and departure
  • Priority luggage delivery at boarding
  • Three nights of complimentary specialty dining
  • Complimentary garment pressing (limit of two items per person upon embarkation
  • Opportunity to book in-suite spa services
  • Priority tender service
  • Welcome champagne

Caribbean Swinger Cruise Cuisine

Fabulous Cuisine for every Taste
Azamara offers a choice of six distinctive dining options, including room service. Whether you’re a fan of haute cuisine or down-home cooking, you’ll love the quality reflected in the fresh ingredients, careful preparation, and variety of menu choices. Let’s have a taste.

Specialty Dining & Fine Wines
Azamara proudly features two specialty restaurants, Prime C and Aqualina. Specialty dining is complimentary for suite guests (Club World Owner’s Suites, Club Ocean Suites and Club Continent Suites). For others, there is an added charge approximately $25 per-person cover. Reservations are highly recommended.  Make reservations when you complete online checkin or see the maitre’d when you board.

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Aqualina
You’ll love the contemporary, inventive Italian cuisine at Aqualina, with two new rotating menus.  Enjoy a fresh experience of Italy’s most famous dishes including pastas, poultry, fish and veal. Starters include beef tenderloin carpaccio with orange oil, lobster ravioli, and seared tuna wrapped in veal, followed by second courses such as sweet pea and fennel soup or delicious salads of watermelon and tomato or arugula and radicchio with prosciutto chips. Main courses include forest mushroom risotto, a perfectly grilled veal chop, a Venetian seafood platter or delicate dover sole. Save room for Azamara’s famous desserts like marsala custard, lemon soufflé, tiramisu and chocolate torte. Hours: 6PM–9:30PM Location: Aft-Port – Deck 10 Sample:Menu 1 Menu 2

Prime C

Settle in for a marvelous evening at Azamara’s classic wood-paneled steakhouse with stunning views and lush autumn décor. The menu includes steaks in a variety of cuts cooked to perfection, along with starters like crab cakes with remoulade, lobster bisque, wedge salad with bacon and blue cheese, and more. Other entrée choices may include lamb, pork, veal chops, game hens and seafood. Indulge in the famous mini cinnamon-sugar donuts with a trio of dipping sauces for dessert.

The Wine Cellar
From France to California, and Argentina to South Africa, the Azamara Wine Cellar will delight your palate with a vast collection of limited production, small label and rare vintage wines. Our knowledgeable sommeliers will help you pick the perfect wines for your evening meal. And be sure to look to the daily onboard news for Wine Corner gatherings in the Mosaic Café, when you can discover and sip new wines with the sommelier’s guidance. Something extra: Arrange a wine tasting here. Ask our sommelier or concierge for details. Hours: Specialty restaurant dining hours and by appointment Location: Prime C

Discoveries Restaurant
With a wide variety of nightly selections like filet mignon with black truffle sauce, Discoveries Restaurant is a hands-down favorite for an elegant yet lively dining scene. Reservations are not accepted, and you have the choice of being seated at a table for two or as part of a larger group of fellow guests (which is a great way to meet new people). Discoveries Bar is also a great gathering spot for drinks before or after dinner. Breakfast: 8 AM–9:30 AM Lunch: 12 PM–1:30 PM Dinner: 6 PM–9:30 PM Location: Aft-Deck 5

Pool Grill
Dine poolside on made-to-order fish-kabobs, burgers, fries and salads. There’s more: Don’t miss the famous pool deck parties, when servers may include a few friendly officers. These parties are legendary for great food, music and conviviality. Hours: 11 AM-6 PM Location: midship-Deck 9

Windows Cafe
Take in the fresh breeze at an outdoor table in Windows Café, our casual buffet offering made-to-order breakfasts and a large variety of lunch and dinner options. Choices change daily and include fresh sushi, stir-fry and pastas, salads, smoked lox and other cold fish, a carving station and sumptuous desserts. There’s more: Don’t miss the buffets! Indian, Mexican, Spanish, Italian, and other regional cuisine. Our international crew takes pride in their native cuisine and it shows. Hours: Early Riser: 6:30 AM–7 AM, Buffet Breakfast: 7 AM–10 AM, Late Risers’ Lite Breakfast: 10 AM–11 AM, Lunch Buffet: 12 PM–2:30 PM, Afternoon Tea: 3:30–4:30 PM, Casual Dinner: 6 PM–9:30 PM Location: Aft-Deck 9

Mosaic Cafe
Sink into a comfortable chair at the Mosaic Café and enjoy an espresso or hot tea with fresh biscotti, tea sandwiches or scones—on the house, of course. Centrally located on deck five, the Mosaic’s congenial service and atmosphere make it a favorite gathering spot for conversation, cards and trivia games. When: Most of the day, from early morning to late night Where: Amidship-Deck 5 Dining: What (and What Not) to Wear
In all of our dining rooms, we encourage guests to follow a “resort casual” dress code, following good taste and common sense.

  • Bare feet, tank tops, baseball caps, bathing suits, shorts, and jeans are not allowed in the main dining room or two specialty restaurants. (Khakis and other trousers are fine.)
  • When dining at Windows Café, guests must wear footwear and a cover-up or shirt.
  • In Prime C, Aqualina and Discoveries Restaurant, many guests enjoy dressing up. Formal evening wear (tuxedos and gowns) is not expected. We recommend that men bring a sport coat or suit; this attire comes in handy for evenings onshore as well. For women, dining attire includes dresses, skirts, blouses with pants and capris, and other appropriate attire.

Special Dietary Needs
With advance notice, Azamara can accommodate most special dietary needs. Please submit your request in writing to Azamara Access Department no later than 40 days before US sailings, and 80 days before all other sailings. Fax requests to 954.628.9622 or e-mail to:Special_Needs@AzamaraClubCruises.com.
Standard kosher-style menus are available on all voyages. On the day of boarding, please confirm your special dietary arrangements with the restaurant manager.

Room Service
The best time for room service? Whenever you say it is, 24-hours a day. Order from the full breakfast menu between 6:30 AM and 10:00 AM, and they will deliver at your appointed time. Lunch and dinner room service features a menu of hearty soups, fresh salads, gourmet sandwiches, pizzas and desserts.

SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise What’s Included

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Cruises are a great value because so much is included.  That includes all of your meals at all the restaurants and room service. (except at the specialty restaurants where you will have a slight up charge.)

Entertainment and theme parties are included.  There will be pool parties by day, theme parties every night and sexy playrooms for exploring the more erotic aspects of this cruise.

Tours off the ship and Spa treatments are the other things you will want to budget a bit of extra $ for.

Wine is included at no additional cost with lunch & dinner.  

Drinks are NOT included.  Consider getting the drink package if you want be truly care free and not have to put any thought to how much you are spending.

Once we get to the point where you have completed online check in, experienced cruisers may notice a few things missing from the Azamara online system.

Not available online thru online check-in:  drink packages, lifestyle shore excursions, specialty dining packages and bundles.   

We want to make sure You know that what is included in a full ship charter is different than a regular Azamara Cruise.  Just an FYI for you good research types, the details & prices listed on the Azamara web site do not apply to this charter.

The full ship charter does not include any type of liquor/drinks package.

*All beverage packages can be purchased on board at the time of check-in, in Venice, Italy.

Premium Drink Package: 

$43.95 USD per person/per day

Spirits: Absolut, Ketel One, Stolichnaya, Canadian Club, Crown Royal, Jameson, Johnnie Walker Red Label, Captain Morgan, Myers’s Original Dark, Tanqueray, Bombay Sapphire, Disaronno Amaretto, Kahlúa, Southern Comfort, and more…

Beer: Boddingtons Pub Ale, Bohemia, Buckler, Carlsberg, Corona, Dos Equis, Grolsch, Guinness, Heineken, Leffe, Murphy’s Irish Stout, Newcastle, O’Doul’s, Peroni, Pilsner Urquell, Red Stripe, Smirnoff Ice, Stella Artois, Strongbow, Warsteiner

Ultimate Drink Package: 

$65.95 USD per person/per day
All items from the Premium package, plus:

Spirits: Level, Belvedere, Effen, Cîroc, Christiania, Grey Goose, Tanqueray No. Ten, Hendrick’s, Zacapa 23, Jack Daniel’s, Maker’s Mark, Baker’s, Woodford Reserve, Knob Creek, Highland Park Aged 12 Years, Johnnie Walker Black Label, The Balvenie, The Macallan Select Oak, Laphroaig, Chivas Regal, Glenfiddich, The Glenlivet, Don Julio Blanco, Courvoisier VS, Courvoisier VSOP, Rémy Martin VSOP, B&B, Baileys Irish Cream, Bénédictine, Chambord, Cointreau, Drambuie, Grand Marnier, and more…

Wine: Martini & Rossi Asti, Domaine Chandon Brut Classic, Seaglass Sauvignon Blanc, DeLoach Chardonnay, Gabbiano Pinot Grigio, Beringer White Zinfandel, Trumpeter Cabernet Sauvignon, DeLoach Merlot, Callia Alta Malbec

Nespresso: Ristretto, Espresso Forte, Ristretto Origin India, Espresso Leggero, Lungo Forte, Lungo Leggero, Espresso Decaffeinato, Lungo Decaffeinato

Water: Evian, Perrier, San Pellegrino

 

Carry on Wine: As a possible consolation, the policy on carry on wine is also quite relaxed.  We have carried on wine far in excess of the usual rule of 2 bottles per cabin.  We have also on past cruises restocked in port and carried bottles of liquor.

Amenities Included:

  • Select house wine served during lunch or dinner only
  • Unlimited Bottled water, soft drinks, specialty coffees and teas
  • Concierge services for personal guidance and reservations

For Suite Guests:
All standard amenities plus:

  • English butler service
  • complimentary Internet minutes
  • One free bag of laundry service per suite, all seven days
  • Complimentary dining in the specialty restaurants
  • Afternoon tea service in suite

Pricing, Policies and Insurance for the Swinger Cruise

Pricing

The best pricing strategy is to book early. Prices are always released at the lowest rate and get higher closer to departure.

Prices are total for 2 and include all port charges, taxes and fees.

  • Continent Suite $8000
  • Club Veranda Stateroom $6200
  • Club Oceanview Stateroom $5200
  • Club Interior Stateroom $4200

 

SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise Policies

SDC Cruises are Couples Only.  Couples are allowed to bring a third female to share their cabin if the cabin is equipped.  Single men are not allowed.

Payment Terms and Conditions

Deposit 50% at time of booking
Final payment of 50% on or before June 1, 2017

* Cancellation Policy *

Cancellations up to June 1st, 2017 – Full refund less $500.00
Cancellations on or after June 1, 2017 – No refund.

We recommend travel insurance.

Travel InsuranceThe Swinger Cruise Travel Insurance

Yikes, travel insurance is not a fun topic but a lot of you have asked…
This is about what happens if you are paid, packed and ready to go… and there is a problem.

The biggest 2 reasons people take insurance are:

  • Trip Cancellation
  • Medical Expenses or Medical Evacuation

Full Ship charters are better than regular cruises in many ways, however the penalties and potential for a loss if you have to cancel is higher. Shortly after final payment most full ship charter cruises become non-refundable. That means if you have to cancel your trip not only do you have that disappointment of a cancelled vacation, but I have to tell you you don’t get your money back.

Our most popular insurance is ‘World Wide Trip Protector’ and provides full coverage when purchased up to 21 days after your vacation purchase.

The best value just to make sure you have coverage is ‘Trip Protector Lite Expanded.’

We recommend Travel Insured – Get a quote and buy insurance  
Note: this link opens a window for Travel Insured – if you have questions pleases phone our office for assistance.

Please consider purchasing Travel Insurance

Since everyone pretty much likes me right now and I’d like it to stay that way, please consider purchasing travel insurance. Or at least don’t say I didn’t warn you if there is a problem.

Other coverages that take the worry out of travel:

  • Trip Interruption – Return air only
  • Trip Delay & Missed Connection coverage
  • Baggage Loss or Delay
  • Cancel for Work Reasons Options available on select policies

We strongly recommend purchasing travel insurance for your upcoming cruise. There are hundreds of circumstances that could cause you to cancel your trip, return home early or force you to seek emergency medical treatment while traveling. Travel insurance offers coverage for unforeseen problems such as, an unexpected financial change or scheduling conflict, a cancelled flight or a serious illness. You even have the option where you can cancel for any reason. We recommend Travel Insured – Get a quote and buy insurance

Pre-Cruise Options

SDC does not have pre-cruise plans at this time.  We recommend arriving to San Juan at least one night prior to the cruise departure.

Our two recommendation in Old San Juan are El Convento and Sheraton Old San Juan.  After the 2017 hurricane we are checking on the availability for hotels we will be sending updates by email.

Boarding will begin at approximately 11:00 am on departure day and we recommend you arrive to the ship before 3:00 pm.

 

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How to Reserve Your Cruise

Reservation Process:  We are manually assigning cabins for this cruise. Our agents will phone you to discuss the cabin selection and other options before processing your credit card. You might prefer to just phone our office for reservation assistance 877-348-6570.

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The cabin rates are as below:

Club Ocean View Stateroom- $5,200

Club Veranda Stateroom - $6,200

Club Deluxe Veranda Stateroom - $6,500

Club Continent Suite - $8,000

All these rates are per couple/per cabin and include the taxes and fees.


Payment schedule: Payment in full at time of booking.

Call for flexable payment options.

Cancellation Policy: Cancellation up to June 1st, 2017 - Full refund less $ 500.00. 

On or after June 1, 2017 - No refund.


Note: By completing this reservation you confirming that you understand the adult nature of this cruise. This cruise is intended for 100% swingers only. The cruise producer has asked us to please make sure that eligible clients are indeed swingers. They welcome any level of interest in the lifestyle and play is not required. However, please be aware that nudists are not at all well-suited for this evens. We have assured the cruise producer that this information would be given to each customer reserving this cruise.

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Why book the SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise

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This is a swingers only cruise, so you will find more of the sort of people you are looking for.

The ship was completely renovated in 2016 and the staterooms and suites are completely fresh and new.  The public spaces have a been updated to a sleek contemporary look. Every thing on this classically style ship is now bright and airy.

The southern caribbean itinerary for the SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise is FABULOUS!

 

What Past Guests Have to Say…

The quality of the dining on Azamara is second to none!  Our favorite was the Chef Table Dinner.

We took full advantage of all the gourmet offerings and started a new tradition by turning the “afternoon tea” into a the kick of for our afternoon room party! We stocked up on sweet and savory provisions from the tea-trolly, got a few bottles of champagne and hosted quite the fete!

We loved the theme parties on our last cruise with SDC.

One thing that made it special was that everyone was dressed up beautifully.  We felt really special to be included in such an amazing group. There were so many possibilities.  Mrs says she never felt sexier.

It was so exciting to be part of such a vibrant group of people all dancing sexy and having fun.

The first time we booked we weren’t sure if we would fit in. We are in our mid 30’s and Lynn assured us that our desire for the finer things in life would be the key to fitting in with this group. She was right!

We expected couples age 45-65 and we were surprised how many young couples there were!  We loved every moment of that cruise and cannot wait to get on the SDC Caribbean Swinger Cruise!

Why You Should book with TSC

  • TheSwingerCruise.com is the only agency with ALL the cruises.
  • TSC Expert Agents provide first hand experience.  We have sailed on over 23 Swinger Cruises and will help you find the one that perfectly fits your style.
  • Our Signature ‘Get Ready’ program provides all the information you need before you board the ship so you can get the most out of your vacation.
  • We create VIP Pre-Crusie authentic emersion events.  Board the ship with a whole group of new friends.
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How to Reserve Your Cruise

Reservation Process:  We are manually assigning cabins for this cruise. Our agents will phone you to discuss the cabin selection and other options before processing your credit card. You might prefer to just phone our office for reservation assistance 877-348-6570.

Book Online Caribbean Swingers Only Cruise
His Namefull name from passport
His Birth Date
Her Namefull name from passport
Her Birth Date
Address
Street
City
State
Zip/Postal Code
Country
Phone #
We are assigning cabins manually. Please let us know your preferred category and first and second choice cabin numbers.
Preferred Cabin Number*1st option
Preferred Cabin Number*2nd Option
Special Requests
0 /
Billing Details
Name on Credit Cardexactly as printed on card
Credit Card Numberno spaces

Expiration Date

Card Security Code3 digits on back of CC or 4 digits for Amex
Payment Policies

San Juan, Gustavia, Dominica, Barbados, St. Lucia, St. John's, Virgin Gorda, BVI, San Juan

The cabin rates are as below:

Club Ocean View Stateroom- $5,200

Club Veranda Stateroom - $6,200

Club Deluxe Veranda Stateroom - $6,500

Club Continent Suite - $8,000

All these rates are per couple/per cabin and include the taxes and fees.


Payment schedule: Payment in full at time of booking.

Call for flexable payment options.

Cancellation Policy: Cancellation up to June 1st, 2017 - Full refund less $ 500.00. 

On or after June 1, 2017 - No refund.


Note: By completing this reservation you confirming that you understand the adult nature of this cruise. This cruise is intended for 100% swingers only. The cruise producer has asked us to please make sure that eligible clients are indeed swingers. They welcome any level of interest in the lifestyle and play is not required. However, please be aware that nudists are not at all well-suited for this evens. We have assured the cruise producer that this information would be given to each customer reserving this cruise.

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